You’ve been randomly selected for additional screening
You know you’re a redneck, if you come from a rural area and behave as such.
Hey, Mom, can I have some soda?
No, but you can have some Tasty Juice. It has only one-third the sugar of soda.
Delicious. Thanks, Mom.
This is one fine day to be nude
We don’t have to, Lois. Look, there’s a magical land of desserts right behind you.
Oh for definite! It’s just like a childhood game of hide and find!
You said it friend! What do you say for celebration we go dunk our whistles in the trough?
Oh we should totally phone Gasbard!
Ah he would love to hear this tale!
Oh but I only have fifteen phenex on my phonecard.
…Happy Gerbirts day!
Dear ‘Family Guy’ Bastards, Who the hell do you think you are? I’ll have you know that Bridgeport is among the world leaders in abandoned buildings, shattered glass, boarded up windows, wild dogs and gas stations without pumps…
an enraged fan from the city with a thick New England Accent, writing a hate letter out load
and I need money for bourbon and anime… well I just can’t understand any of this, everybody in Japan is either a 10 year old girl or a monster.
Peter Griffin, Family Guy
Well, see, I got drunk and then got my picture taken. So that way, when I get pulled over for drunk driving I’ll look the same as on my license. Y’know, and then the copper, copper’ll say “Oh, you’re fine, you’re not drunk. This is you normal, I can tell by the picture.”
“Sir i think you should know these growths in your forearms, they’re giant tumors”
Uhijda’sjcksankn; oh dear!
“yea, i’m surprised you haven’t realized this is not how a human being is supposed to look”
uhspkatkghkdagh
“and the speech thing and what you’re doing with your eye, uh you had a stroke about seven years ago”
uhspkatkghkywjajhajagrja
“That you’ve managed to be walking around all this time is nothing short of a miracle”
Sabaubabhjdafdfahnd, kbabh?
“I’d say about 2 months”
Peter beats up Lucy.
Something, Something, Something, Dark Side
An upcoming hour-long episode of Family Guy and the sequel episode to the Star Wars parody “Blue Harvest”.
